Justin Bibb: The King of Fake Leadership

Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to Justin ‘Photo-Op Phenom’ Bibb, Cleveland’s King of Fake Leadership. The guy who spends more time curating his image than solving real problems. You’ve seen the fake propaganda billboards. Leadership? Service? Please. If that’s leadership, then I’m the mayor of Mars.

Let’s talk about those billboards, Desperate Justin. How much did they cost? Or better yet, what behind-the-scenes deals did you sign to get them up there? Clevelanders aren’t stupid—we know a PR stunt when we see one. Here’s the reality: if you need to put up a sign to tell people you’re doing a good job, guess what? You’re not doing a good job. Period.

And then there’s the so-called “leadership.” People reach out for help, and what do they get? Silence. Your cabinet? Oh, it’s a comedy show. Unethical, unprofessional, maybe even corrupt. Should we even pretend you don’t know what’s going on? Of course, you know! You’re just ignoring it, hoping no one will notice. Guess what, Hollywood-Bibb—we’ve noticed.

Your “big plans” for Cleveland? All fluff, no substance. You love talking about the future, but how about fixing the present? Stop hiding behind fake narratives and start doing the work. Clevelanders are fed up with the act. The seat you’re in isn’t a throne—it’s a responsibility. And if you can’t handle it, trust me, it won’t be yours for long.

So, Generous-Justin, here’s some free advice from the people of Cleveland:

• Stop paying for fake billboards.

• Stop pretending to care.

• Start answering calls and fixing problems.

• Clean up your cabinet before we call it out for you.

Cleveland deserves a real leader, not a pretend one. You can keep the title of “Photo-Op Phenom” because that’s about all you’ve earned. But as for “King of Fake Leadership”? That crown won’t last much longer. The people are watching. Your time is ticking.