Captain Raise’ Bibb: Master of Pay Boosts, Not County Budgets!

Ah, Cuyahoga County’s shining example of leadership—none other than ‘Captain Raise’ Bibb. While the county faces budget cuts, layoffs, and financial struggles, why not go ahead and give an airport worker a 50% raise over three years? From $114,440 in 2020 to $170,000 in 2023—what a move for the people! Truly, this is how you lead in tough times.

Let’s break it down: in the midst of all these budget issues, ‘Captain Raise’ sees fit to give out raises that would make any taxpayer question where their money’s really going. But, hey, who needs to worry about fiscal responsibility when you’re busy rewarding the right people, right? After all, what’s more important: fixing the county’s real problems or making sure your airport workers are set for life?

Let’s not forget—this massive salary bump was definitely earned. Why? Because ‘Captain Raise’ knows the real heroes in times of crisis are the ones flying high with their paychecks. Forget about the people struggling to make ends meet; let’s focus on those who’ve got their salary soaring.

So, Cuyahoga, rest easy knowing ‘Captain Raise’ is on the job. While the rest of the county suffers, at least his team’s bank accounts are looking healthy. Fiscal policy? Meh. Keep those raises coming, ‘Captain’!